Humor

I remember writing this and thinking it would be a funny greeting card; and since I'm in a humorous mood, I'd like to share.

Just to be clear, it's not written for anyone in particular.  And if you are a guy, I apologize; unless you are lousy, then I rescind my apology.  Enjoy (O-o)

I'm sorry your son 
    is so lousy.
I know that it hurts,
    but it's true.

And on this fine day 
    I just wanted to say,
That though you want him to thrive,
    he's lucky to be alive.

Well, lucky for him,
Not for you.

-C.M.